Open Letter to Automated Spammers
While it appears you are thrilled to have an access point to me via my new online “contact me” email form, rest assured I will not be reading your oh-so-clever messages inviting me to purchase your “VYAGGRA” or other similarly enticing items.
I fully realize you won’t be reading this, nor would you care if you could. You’re a computer program designed by obnoxious charlatans. But it somehow makes me feel better to say it. See you in my spam/delete folder!
– The Human responsible for this blog
2 Comments
larry baden · June 5, 2010 at 9:25 am
AMEN!! I’m reminded of the WWII Army Chaplain, who while working with the troops, smashed his thumb with a hammer. As everyone stopped, waiting to see what he would do, he looked around in great pain and said, “Would someone please something appropriate?”
Roger Butner · June 5, 2010 at 9:57 am
🙂 Great story, Larry.